They’ve gone out of their way to avoid showing the hatch opened. From the pictures they DO have there, it appears the hatch opening area is borderline useless. My question is WHY?

I’m not actually too worried. He surrounds himself with champions.

Does nothing? DOES NOTHING?! He spent the last few years ripping Microsoft a new a@@hole, rendering their operating system meaningless for gamers! …but nice meme

Reality has to BE.

The Verge is an absolute pile of flaming dog shit, but a broken clock is right twice a day.

I hope that normal people will now realize how full of sh*t he is. They won’t, but DON’T TAKE THIS FROM ME

Good. Let’s keep this ball rolling.

The China kind.

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OK then, foreign communist megacorporation & government

“NOOOO the foreign man who’s been fucking me is gone, I MUST find a new foreign man to fuck me or I will die!” -Idiot humans

Just for the record, the HDMI consortium can place their mouths on my genitals and consume my waste

Maybe there’s a use case, but I’m anti-cloud and always will be. I struggle to think of a situation I couldn’t do better with in-house (or even air gapped) VMs of my own.

Anyone who watches 365 uptime knows that Microsoft’s cloud is a fragile laughing stock. They use a Twitter account because their own status portal is so laughably trash and unreliable. If you don’t believe me I don’t blame you. Here it is.

The day I trust any cloud platform (Especially Microsoft) is the day I promise to jump off a cliff.

What sick moronic idiot would want a cloud pc that’s accessible via… a pc

I think this is likely the “new only Windows option” in the not so distant future. I think it shouldn’t exist.

You joke but this