Fuck. Elon is the hero we deserve.

Some people just suck, and it’s because of those people that we can’t have nice things.

I don’t know about Tobey, but everything I’ve heard about Steve, and the things he’s said after retiring from canine detective work, lead me to believe he is just a great person.

That’s what I thought for almost 40 years. Turns out I’m divergent as fuck.

That’s definitely trying to hack you.

I have that card.

Are people still playing with Fallen Empires? That was almost 3 decades ago!

Also, what are the odds this is an April Fools joke?

Because you’re asking a bunch of shmucks like us how to do it.

I’ve made my kids, have you? 🤣

You’d have armed citizens defending their homes. Not a tactical powerhouse, but do not underestimate their feracity!

🤢

Fun thought, but no. I’m an old white guy and they aren’t sending me a million dollars, so I’m not sure what your plan is to get that money in the first place.

Never comment.

Finally tried Balatro!

I needed an Internet free game to play on my flight this week.

If you’re A fan of roguelike deck builders. You should definitely give it a shot!

Fuck Spez, and all that, but really, this chart isn’t much different from nearly every stock for the same time period.

I think that dip has more to do with Trump creating uncertainty in the market overall than any specific Reddit trend/policy.

This is the best one of these I’ve seen in a very long time. Good one!

A firing range is a whole lot more fun than one would expect.

I agree, and what makes it even WORSE is that it’s silent trauma. You may never even know you have it until you look back at all those failed relationships.

That’s the definition of like for me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

What’s more relevant to a baby than like/dislike?

Nice try, Trump!