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Sometimes I like to think about what the world would look like if Columbus sank in the Atlantic. How long until another European sailed West?

Well it started with a genocidal colonial project. Then it started with the repression of class revolts like Bacon’s Rebellion. Then it started with the framing of a union of states that gave extra representation to rural slave-owners because their economic production was important. But it all started when those rural slave-owners wanted to make sure that new territorial expansions (remember, genocidal colonial project) also allowed slavery. Later it started when Lincoln was assassinated and his successor, Andrew Johnson, gave up on Reconstruction so the seditious slave-owning traitors weren’t held accountable for the sedition or slavery and were allowed back into seats of political power.

Depends on your collection service. If they don’t specify bagged waste you can just hose the bin out as needed. A tiny bit of extra work to avoid needless plastic in the environment.

And it’s different from all the times other directors have an actress take her top off?

It’s a whole thing https://mcmansionhell.com/

Other than that it’s work that junior coders could be doing, to develop the next generation of actual good developers.

Yeah but we can’t possibly hold people accountable for the actions of their company, think of the shareholders!

Honorless swine! Screen-looking is an offense of the highest order!

This is kind of the plot of Armored Core if you also made it a cyberpunk corporate dystopia.

There are three Seattle subs because of this shit.

It’s almost time, we’re almost back to web-rings.

I do not want to have to sit through every cutscenes I already know by heart.

Forget it, there’s no way you’re taking Kairi’s heart!

“Tummy hurts, gonna hard reset the situation and see if it helps.”

Totally fair! Personally I found the gravity stuff more interesting than the FLUDD mechanics but they definitely feel different and I can’t dispute the camera struggle.

FLUDD is pretty well done but, pun unintended, they still hadn’t nailed the fluidity of movement that the later titles have. (The existence of a hub world is pretty neutral for me, they mostly serve as a way to soft tutorial the controls.)

This is almost nothing, though. The secret areas are a handful of coins, or an extra power-up, or a magic whistle. Three sections of a water level or a wall of ice in one world is not a puzzle nor an “alternate path” in a meaningful way. E-reader? The niche peripheral adds a tiny bit of extra content for the GBA release of the NES game and that’s among your best arguments?

SMB3 is very good for what it is and a technical achievement but ranking it above World is pure nostalgia.

Sunshine had some cool ideas and introduced Bowser Jr. but I wouldn’t put it over Galaxy or Odyssey as a 3D platformer.

I realize it’s comparing apples to oranges but Paper Mario and Odyssey have to be in the discussion.

You hold the “run” button, exactly the same as in 3.