Oh, this isn’t satire.

I was worried that this was going to be a remake. Could be a good homage. Fingers crossed.

OK? The fuck over was in June

of all the instances I tried to join after reddit fucked over 3P developers, lemmy.world was the only one that didn’t shit the bed.

The popular YouTubers are trash tho

We know, it’s Hacker News

The default is that a plea deal is not offered.

Please feel free to prove your assertion that he was given the option for a plea deal.

No, I’m asking a question.

Would people be playing it if it sucked?

A valid answer to my question could be “you’re wrong, he was.” I’m fully open to being wrong. The fact that nobody mentioned that he was is a strong indicator that he wasn’t.

That could certainly be part of an answer to my question, were I to receive one.

And why was that not offered to Luigi?

It honestly is funny, but it’s just even more pathetic how the CHUDs couldn’t handle it.

It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

Why are you hitting me?

Aliens are already supposed to have rights in the US: https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artI-S8-C18-8-7-2/ALDE_00001262/

I was referring to your final sentence, which has no such qualifier.

That could only work against bullies seeking weak targets.

It does not end the conflict.

Do all human laws explicitly state humans only? Species by name, perhaps? Or more commonly the general term person?

Would an extraterrestrial visitor have the same rights as any other alien? (Ignoring the current fascistic trends for a moment)