That seems haphazard - won’t sticky notes be liable to fall off in the mailbag?

Too qualified

Everything out of their mouth is either a straight-up lie or earnestly deranged.

Scaroused

Other bots

Joke’s on you, I remember my nines

Why six?

I had a very fancy portable hard drive using the brand-new USB protocol that could power itself from the PS/2 port.

I remember my old vet back up north about 25 years ago had a MASSIVE leopard-looking cat in their office.

All of the grad students in my department - ten or twelve? - along with the few undergrads we had assisting our program - had to share a single medium-sized room, with no assigned seating. At least they had shared computers at every other seat. Sadly, I don’t recall the chair situation.

Thanks. Somehow my brain just kept sliding right over that word even after re-reading it multiple times. What the fuck is up with that?

How do you get the impression that they are working on their dissertation?

How do you get the impression that this is a grad student?

Your comment does remind me of the time I visited a CS grad student at a local university for some programming tutoring in the mid-90s. He had an office! It was about the size of a closet, but there was a door and everything.

So they’re training dogs to trick-or-treat?

Nobody ever brings kittens to the office

He died because his job got outsourced to the Philippines and he couldn’t afford medical care when he got sick.

I knew a guy who put it on sandwiches with peanut butter

Don’t get me fucking started

TikTok is just an endless stream of ads

All you’re doing is pulling numbers out of your ass.