Oh man! My girlfriend and I are the like the perfect yin and yang. I’m adhd and feel exactly what this conveys. BUT, my girlfriend is witty and nerdy, so everytime the egg roll scenario happens, she goes, “my notes say you did/didn’t like that last time”. And it’s eyewatering just thinking about it.

There’s only one type to take offense to that. We were embarrassing before this and we’ll be sure to embarrass ourselves in the future. It’s the American way.