when votes are anonymous you can just not give a fuck about what they paid you to vote, you can take as many bribes as you want and vote for yourself regardless, thus people don’t really bother buying votes.

goodness no, we can’t show warcrimes on tv

kinky scientists

dramatically removes sunshades
dear god… the balloons are gay…

slightly more powerful and in return it can’t play all the games and you have to pay for online play, lol

mario kart is a good reason to buy a fuckin used Wii

hogshead is my favourite

give me a model that responds “it’s an octagon dipshit, sesame street taught you this”

companies doing something actually useful for pride month?
do we have a word like “impressive” but when it’s something that should be obvious yet is barely ever done? Maybe “outstanding” said in an extremely sarcastic tone?

“nooooo little boy from animal crossing, don’t go into the weed cave!”
“animal crossing blabber”

bapacka balunch
bapick banick…
BA’NOODLE

god these names just sound the fucking same, garudo nobara banuda ronada, talking about linux gaming distros is liable to summon a demon

are you fucking signing your online comments

see this wouldn’t be a problem if every distro didn’t insist on having gnome as the default and main DE

given how wayland relies on extensions i’d imagine it’s a strap-on

obviously the future is shoving the ethernet cable up your ass and dialing in directly

honestly for a home server i’d be happy with like 10 minutes battery life, just need enough to let the computer survive tripping a breaker and resetting it.

an actual outage is basically an act of god and not worth worrying about for something you can just… push the power button on

my point is why the fuck would one need any sort of gpt-like thing? are we seriously already at the point where people feel that is a necessary thing in daily life?

pen and paper (or a fucking text document) is also notoriously unlikely to send your data to the pentagon