California has sales and use tax that requires you to disclose untaxed purchases made online or out of state. Probably get away with it, but is illegal to not report. You do you.

Dicks out for Harambe

Smells like elderberries

Skeets ahead or behind?

Yes

Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! Take off to the Great White North Take off, it’s a beauty way to go

Gooning the Oreo

But Dad, I’m jesus christ

A butt tuba > foot notes

I’ve had an iHome alarm clock at my bedside since 2005. It has a dock for an iPod and a utility plug for other audio devices. Many other brands of alarm clock have utility plugs for audio input as well. Phone different? Yes. Superior? No.

Let them eat Mac.

If Russia stopped the invasion there would be no need for using the weapons of war. Right now Russia is the one ensuring weapons of war are needed and used.

… after downing a Hatch

Irrational exuberance anyone?

Upvote purely for the outfit on the right.

Get it a Terrapin Stationary Bicycle for endurance training.

Are meat dresses made out of skirt steak?

One hundred thirty North American species.

Multiple species of onions are native to North America and were used both as food and medicinally prior to European colonization.