“If”? When 😮‍💨

I was thinking Penguins Vaulting, Oh Dear

I haven’t seen The Joker, but nothing in The Matrix says what the far right thinks/pretends to think it does.

That a bunch of brainwashed wingnuts choose to use the central themes of resistance against forced conformity and oppression to justify checks notes forced conformity and oppression, is not the fault of the movie, much less a producer who probably had no narrative influence.

Not to mention the Olympics in Russia in 2014 and the World Cup there in 2018.

IOC and FIFA are as corrupt as an American politician.

Mine is just about as boring as possible: “Grey Wolf” 🤦

If we go with my Lemmy name, though, i’d say that Graceful Red is a pretty good nickname for a 1950s lounge singer 😄

Me: posts video of animal maternal cuteness

Absolutely No-one:

You: tries to start an argument with a strawman

My headcannon is that the person quoting him is a capitalist trying to make him look bad 😉

Instructions unclear, slathered hose with lotion.

Soo… What I’m getting is that you kinda like a game called Catapult: Streets Ahead?

Pictured: “excellence”

The universal Tesla quality control policy is “don’t”.

The audacity lmao

I think you’ll find that it’s spelled “audible” 😉

How many smartphones are even signed by that many parents? 2?

Talk about banning unicorns!

Fallout 5

I guess so 🤷

I prefer Shaving Ryan’s Privates

Retirement homes? 🤷

Tired fucking savings account? 🤷

Convert them to audiobooks

You can just do that? Easily and in halfway decent quality?

E my ends

Fittingly enough, that’s SO close to the latter half of the chorus of Alice Cooper’s 1991 banger Might As Well Be On Mars:

🎵Oh, can you feel me so close
And yet so far
Baby, I might as well be on Mars🎵