The bullshit requirement for the vote to be on a Tuesday.

Vote should be on a weekend.

Orange juice?!!?

Ok I haven’t tried it, so I can’t knock it. What’s next, coke cola?

You put milk on cereal??

What about hot water?

And the number of severe head trauma case from cycling accidents is way down.

It’s part of the audience participation.

You put the newspaper over your head during the rain scene, throw the rice during the wedding scene, etc.

There is dozen of things to do and say during the movie.

Example: whenever Brad says his name “I’m Brad Major”, the audience shouts out “ARSEHOLE!”

Take your newspaper and rice

Dr Dre Beats?

Is it possible to be shadowbanned on Lemmy?

Up every morning at the crack of noon.

Build a large wall around the entire perimeter of the property.

Construct a tall stone tower in the middle of the property and paint it completely matt black.

Poison the land around the tower, so nothing, not even grass can grow.

Have packs of wild, feral dogs roam the property.

Dress in dark grey robes, and spend the rest of your days on the top of the tower, screaming obscenities at any passers-by, or shaking your fist angryly at the sky.

Empathy and clits - two things MAGA never find

A spanner.

17hr old account, and you’re posting everywhere…

You hurt their feelings!

Yep. Go to Hyde Park on a sunny day and see how many ppl are sitting around with paper hats made out of The Sun newspaper. FAR too many.

If it doesn’t work, hit it with a hammer.

If it then breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Me breathing a sigh of relief for still using my S10.

It makes calls, send texts and I can read Lemmy with the app. What more do I need?

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Like any country there are good and bad areas.

In England. never, ever, go to Slough.

You seen deliverance?

He moved into the badlands by Liverpool in England. Might have got a job and have no time to post.