Past me is glorious…it’s not nostalgia, I have amazing charts to prove it.

Never? You are so so lucky.

I would not suck dick for 100.000$

Figures. The wealthy could never fully buy power with just wealth, there was always someone smarter that was a threat. Now, they can just buy intelligence, thanks to AI, and crush everything else with their sheer weight.

Is this the great filter? The ultimate fate of all species?

No commrade senior citizen most equal of all pimball_wizard, we are not :'[

Oh good job Musk! Bring them all here! Right into our icy flippers!

Yes! How much do you want for it? I only accept payment in bottlecaps, and nuke-soda.

Organs are not worth as much as they used to

So if I have a child, I can use them as speculative currency?

How much does this NFT go for?

Just brand a number into their necks, that should make things easier

Yeah, it’s why my new approach to problems is “Don’t tell anyone, find a quiet place to blow your head off instead”.

Then my so called “friend” calls me a manbaby for freaking out about this. They are going to be policing the entire internet soon!

Of course I think the things you listed should not be done either. I mean, cmon. We would all literally be better off if we just agreed not to fuck each other over.

But war it is I guess. War to the last human.

Life is the same. What is the point in “winning life”, just so I can be burried with some medals, and remembered for a few years, before being forgotten, while everything I did is undone.

I found one of those genies that multiply in someone’s multiplayer room.

I farmed the Valkyrie for wishes until I was broken, but I still could not reliably cast my own wish spell. Turns out, it gets harder to cast the more you level it up. You would need some ridicilous stuff to counter that.

I somehow became unable to lose, getting FPS death instead, and was forced to quit.

I am a failure.

That’s fine…if you live in the jungle. But potentially killing millions because it “might” have side effects, actually makes you worse than the religious antivaxxers.

You can at least say they where mislead, or scared into their beliefs. But you made the rational decision to sacrifice other’s lives (and possibly your own), so you don’t lose your perfect health streak.

We are done talking. Talking did us no good. Now we take down the Nazis, and save lives.

Alright, tell us all about why you are antivaxx?

Can’t I have some humor out of my paranoia?