That’s already a thing in Mexico (with a 3rd party reseller)

https://www.ishopmixup.com/iphoneforlife

Keep tuned for the first cyber truck spontaneous combustion and the recall for battery concerns

You are correct! And moreover, fragmentation was bad on HDDs because they are good at reading sequential data, so fragmentation limited performance by making reads more random. However, SSDs are the opposite and are more performant on random reads, so fragmentation actually benefits them! (some of the time)

They thrive now, but they will never forget the Wii U

And you will need it in 5-10 years if/when you have a display and accessory that requires it. I doubt anyone will need the new cable anytime soon

In close collaboration with Valve

Sounds to me like they will open it to other manufacturers, but this could mean that they are releasing it publicly also. I’m excited!