A coworker once got an HR talking-to for printing this meme out and leaving it on all the dev’s desks.

I once tanked a production service by assuming it could handle at least as much load as my laptop on residential sub-gigabit Internet could produce.

I was wrong by at least an order of magnitude.

A decent compromise might be to pick a short phrase she can remember, and make all her passwords that phrase+the name of the service.

Like her bank password would be “iloveop+bank”, her Netflix would be iloveop+netflix", etc.

My mom’s password manager is a pen and paper notebook. It’s not ideal, but it keeps me from having to reset everything every month, and she chooses slightly more complex passwords since she doesn’t have to remember them (even though she is slowly memorizing them)

Get out while you still can. You’ll find only madness here.

This is high art.

I like that it’s “Forced”. If it was just “make people shit themselves”, it would just happen and then they’d wonder what’s going on But Forced implies they’re fighting it, it implies resistance. That’s kinda messed up.