Just one. Playing two at once would be tricky, I’d need like a second computer or something. And switching back and fourth between keyboards really quickly would probably lead to lots of deaths.

This is c/patientgamers, so I assume that first reason wouldn’t bother most of us here. I’m curious about the spyware assertion though. Were they caught doing something shady?

I’ll be back in five moons, we’re running out of mammoth meat (translation)

That’s why I only buy games on discount. That way I only have to play the inverse percent of what I paid.