

Ah, ok, I see. I guess I just got it in my head that OP intended to just throw a high-cap SD card into the phone and call it a day (prolly because I’m lazy and this would be my solution lol) for some reason as opposed to using the phone as more or less a controller for some usb external drives.
Well… You certainly have a way with words… Some might characterize it as “slightly nauseating,” but that still counts as ‘a way’ if you ask me.