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Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Wario, Yoshi, and Dinkey King? (Could’ve been Diddy Kong, but I think he’s been having some legal issues or something lately…)

I didn’t even know he knew Kid Cudi, either.

Underaquaia? Seaunderia? Drownica? Or, my personal favorite: “fuck ugly giant cthulu adjacent heart attack inducer 2”

I can only imagine the new PTB are already working feverishly to add mandatory for story progression, 30+ hour combined Seatruck and Snowfox segments, a minigun which mounts to the seaglide, and mats necessary for key endgame craftables which are conveniently available exclusively through loot boxes you can earn by sending individual dev team members your nudes or earn 15 a week absolutely free with your monthly Deep Dive Club subscription

Also, from orbit the planet looks completely covered by ocean, but once you land it’s like calf high at its highest… but there are still leviathans, for some reason. Because fuck you, that’s why.

Well… In light of this thread, I’m certainly not gonna be able to look at Gamepass the same way now, at least…

dat haptic fredback

rumble rumble

My former girlfriend’s vagina is an Xbox to me…

Man… This right here is a huge part of why I decided to try going back to consoles after being a PC only gamer for like 20+ years

Awww did i hurt the poor wittle racist’s feelings? How sad 🤣😂

As it turns out, inexplicably, this is not a trait that works out well within corporate America… Source: Of course I know him, He’s me.

I mean, I guess? I dunno, I kinda wondered that at first, but I’m also kinda at a loss at to what other comment that could be a response to as well…? 🤷‍♂️ I mean, it seems like it’s at least in the right thread, mostly, from the context lol 😂

Both what? Tf are you talking about??

On both sides of what? What are you even talking about? And what other media, exactly, is providing not only a public mouthpiece to, but also driving steady streams of traffic directly toward, unabashed misogynists and bigots? I’ll wait… 🙄

You can definitely take your dogwhistles and white supremacist apologism and fuck right off with it tho 😁

If I had to give a single reason, it’d probably be because they’re the ones, by and large, who are not only providing a platform for the dissemination of these abhorrent views by this trash, but they’re directly profiting from it to boot… I feel like that’s honestly pretty obvious, though I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt here and choose to assume you’re genuinely asking and not just being facetious

I think a better question would be: Why don’t they want to?

Obviously I’m not OP, but I took them to mean content that might be considered superfluous or otherwise not as meaningful to the overarching narrative in and of itself

Don’t have a cow, man

Say the line Bart!

Ping me yourself, you coward!

There’s literally one at the bottom of this thread guys

Clop clop motherfuckerssss

They literally had more varied sexual harassment practices than there are unique ‘mission’ activities in any given AC or FarCry game… I mean, I know it’s a French company, but c’mon…