The internet is about to feel a lot slower for us as more services move offshore to flee the taxes.

I wasn’t expecting the twist at the end :(

Oh no!

Tell me you have no meaningful impact on the world without telling me you have no meaningful impact on the world.

It’s not about the car, it’s about the person.

Perhaps training an image classifier?

Did you believe him when he said owning a Tesla would actually pay you when it drives itself in…2015?

It’s nonsensical to compare protected highway miles with surface city street miles.

I would recommend switching to LibreOffice, it is definitely more performant and modern.

Oracle bought and ratfucked it.

What facts did they get wrong?

I wouldn’t call it a success yet. I just started playing it for the first time yesterday and I have already fallen through the floor twice and the camera was broken causing seizure inducing visuals in one of the cutscenes.

It turns out hobby forks of a web browser is a dumb idea.

Yea but he wouldn’t just lie right? It’s after 2014 so his cars drive themselves and actually pay their owners money now right?

Wow a misogynist and a selfish anti-vaxer. Keep it up and you’ll have a trifecta!

But is it Enterprise Grade and Web Scale? RedHat has a lot of marketing legacy behind it.

Edit: I realize I probably should have specified the /s I’m making fun of RedHat marketing.

You’re a dumb removed? You need to join a better instance.

I was just at a Tesla protest in my local town last weekend. There are literally zero articles about it. We don’t have freedom of the press here anymore.

Oracle doesn’t know how to write software. Only contracts and lawsuits.

I know multiple IRL women who don’t share your complaints about Lemmy. Maybe people are shitty to you because you’re shitty to them.