Have you looked into the hall effect controllers from 8BitDo? They’re compatible with the Switch with a very comparable form factor

“They’re waiting for you Gordon… in the test chamberrrrr”

That wonkiness often times is just lint jammed into the charging port, and a thorough cleaning fixes the issue

You’ve got a mustache

Something that always bothered me about them was that I could no longer rely on feeling the keys to know which one I was about to press. Had to look at it to be sure, which slows down productivity