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and I’ve encountered zero bugs so far

This is my only complaint - it crashes a lot for me

The content of the email is very laissez-faire, e.g. "we legally have to send these ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

I collect these like pokemon 🙃

An absolute bastard of a workout will use up maybe 100 on top of that

An hour run burns like 600

I run a half marathon 1-2 times a month, and the costco poutine (2000+ calories) really hits different when it’s guilt free

You can’t grow anything in the winter,

Globalization! And before that, preserves. Good thing is nothing spoils when the world is your fridge/freezer

don’t the pipes freeze and burst?

Water mains are buried deep enough that they don’t freeze. Tap water is noticeably colder.

Is it bad for the roads and bridges?

Yes. The cold isn’t, but freeze/thaw cycles are. Most asphalt roads needs to be resurfaced every 15 years or so

Do the homeless freeze to death?

Yes, but most cities have heated shelters around here where people can come when it gets too cold to sleep outdoors

The squirrels?

Northern mammals evolved to handle it

What about reptiles, snakes and lizards?

What are those?