From the image, it appears to be skis for your joycons.

Catalog of what?

That’s what ddos protection is for.

They’ve had dumb vulnerabilities in every single console. Given this one is a refresh, it probably won’t have some huge unpatchable vuln, but there’s always something.

Almost like they base prices on actual financial accounting and not the feelings of gamers.

Of course any economist will tell you economics is part psychology and sociology because humans aren’t rational actors, but it evens out at these large scales, and they have to start somewhere.

From the article:

Though the livestream demonstrated the Joy-Con 2’s mouse function on flat surfaces, a press release shared by Nintendo to Business Wire confirms that sliding the Joy-Con 2 controllers over a pair of pants will also work.

You really, really want to play Switch 2 games soon

Or without having to learn to emulate. Or play coop/multiplayer with the joycons.

If authorized by the school IT department and policy, yes. Ask them, not us.

They’ve been doing that for decades now. Lots of PC games had a box and CD, but the only thing on it was a stub installer to run Steam. Or even if it had the full game, you’d have to download a giant day-one patch to fix all the bugs fixed between the image going gold and the actual release day.

Same, but I’m probably going to play most of the games docked so I can use a big screen anyway. Maybe I’ll splurge on a 4k OLED TV too (assuming I can find one that doesn’t try to be smart).

KeePassXC. We have an enterprise secret management product, but I don’t think we’re using this functionality yet.

Yes, but neither of those write as cleanly. And both are still prone to fragmenting, even if the fragments aren’t conductive.

Graphite is conductive. A short circuit and fire are Very Bad.

An HTTP request is a request. Servers are free to rate limit or deny access

I would just download them. Already ripped, encoded, and compressed.

A keyboard should work, type the passcode on the number pad.

Or https://github.com/Genymobile/scrcpy, it’ll hide the lock screen but just type the passcode and hit enter. This may require already having enabled adb debugging though.

For up to 16 endpoints or something like that, yes.

I don’t put it on the Internet.

I have automatic updates enabled and once in a while I scan with Nessus. Also I have backups. Stuff dying or me breaking it is a much greater risk than getting hacked.

Are you short on disk space? Personally I’d just buy enough storage that I don’t even need to care

You could put an external display on your tablet. Support is hit or miss, but possible.