DUMBASS

A samurai always has permission to call someone a dumbass.

You heard it, the robot said we can go outside again.

After? The fuck do you think I’m doing in my car on my breaks?

For a millisecond, then it was taken away from me as quick as it came, like picking up a dandelion the wrong way.

Can we just have one nice moment where we think we might succeed in something please!? Just one!

You know how we thought " How could chrome get any worse?", well we have an answer.

Is this the dumbass thay was streaming the unreleased games that got leaked?

Not defending Nintendo one bit here, but like, you made your own bed with that one dickhead.

I hope you’re ok with waiting for a long time, dansup sure as fuck takes his time with everything.

Sorry, my bad, I was trying to charge my phone.

You can trick those AI image detectors by slightly lowering the image quality.

A social media website.

A website.

That’s why I like my medical cannabis, I get the same strain consistently so I know exactly how it’s going to affect me.

Lol are people shocked the dude who made twitter would remake twitter?

That’s a supermodel compared to her.

Being a bitch.

Come on man, you coulda used one of those bottles for an ashtray, that’s how you get a dirty mouse ball.

He gave it a good old go tho, he ate about an inch off the top.

Isn’t that the point of the Ghandi playthrough?

I once won a 5kg Toblerone bar (picture below for reference). I used to really like Toblerone, one of my top 5 chocolate bars, untill I won that one, I couldn’t give it away to people, we had one block left that we let our “pet” mouse eat and even he bailed on it.

If you really really like something, don’t try and win a large amount of it, you will hate it by the end.