DUMBASS

Fucking buy it, this games fun as fuck, get chased by a cute giant humanoid carrot while a giant flaming skull shoots fireballs at you as you run and jump around shooting magic weapons like a badass Harry potter.

I hate all these bags of hot air, they’re all partly to blame for the state of the world, both sides of that stupid fucking world.

Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

You’re shocked a corporation got what it wanted from the US government?

Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Website says they’re 50$ short.

I used to host the sesh house, I had one rule, I always had a hit regardless. I could be asleep and they’d wake me up I’d hit the bong then go back to my zen space.

They could do what they wanted and I smoke your weed, that was the payment.

Bitch, I know what tone I’m using in texts, I don’t need to retone “You got any weed for sale”.

Work retail and you can be high all the time, hell I’m at work now and I’m baked af.

I float off my chair like an old cartoon character smelling a pie in a window.

Whenever I see the phrase rave reviews, this is what I think.

Once, I’m just topping up the rest of the time.

Sall good, I was just stoned replying.