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CHOSEN WAAAAAAAAAAN!

The entirety of the film Kung Pow lives rent free in my head and it can live there untill the day I die!

The best way to celebrate his birthday is to forget it exists, like him.

Paywalless: https://archive.is/erY4X

APAP: All Politicians Are Pussies.

Ahhh shit, here we go again.

back when it was about how cool you could make your website, or how many gifs you could fit on your page before it ruined it, something I don’t think anyone succeeded in.

Yeah, I learnt a few things about the internet that day, you could make your own website and there were awesome weird websites out there, then my grandpa taught me about piracy, those two things lead me here.

I don’t know the date, but I know the first website I saw, the dude who setup our dial up tested it by showing us his late 90s website about accordions. it was glorious.

Looks like shit, I give it a month before it goes down.

At least one of them is in some form of anonymous addiction group.

what if I get shot by an anti aircraft missile?

Nah, first shot nailed it.

No worries, as soon as I read it I knew it had to be an inspirational poster.

I’ll do it this weekend, I promise myself I will.

a month later.

I STILL HAVEN’T DONE THAT THING!

That’s how I spend my days off, constantly in anxiety about getting something done then I’m back at work, with a whole new set of anxiety.

Thankyou, that’s all I wanted!

Well could the bloody tell me then!

This feels like they’re just training them to kill kids now.