fuckin hell

“Think of the carbon savings!” I don’t see how that could go wrong.

Hmmm, gonna be hard to go from 0 to -1 kids, in terms of legality. But it makes so much more impact than everything else shown combined, it seems worth consideration.

I believe the traditional way to bring attention to suspected voting fraud is to shit your pants in front of a Four Seasons Landscaping

EA: It took us a long time but we finally did it, we killed the withering remains of our best studio!

I’m now imagining an accidental Lemmy meet up in the streets of Cleveland tomorrow, organized by people shouting “HEY!! YOU SINGLE??”

I thought I found a match on Lemmy but it turns out she wasn’t interested in anything committed, as she was messaging a lot of other Lemmings and getting close to them too. I confronted her about it but she tried to cover her tracks by changing accounts, repeatedly. I know you’re out there somewhere Nicole, and I forgive you, we just wanted different things.

The south, and rural areas, in general tend to be poorer. This often comes with a mindset of “don’t throw that out, we might need it/be able to use it someday”. That’s potential future money saved by keeping that crap on the lawn.

Never speak to me or my emotional support box pile again

Instructions unclear, I smashed up all my walls but there was no food inside

At this point I think we’re trending closer to a universal ban on healthcare, de facto if not de jure.

Damn atheists! They ruined atheism!

Nah, too sentimental about my character to start all over

I’ll give two answers

1. Final Fantasy XI. Main flaw is that I don’t have the time to put into it to justify a subscription.

2. Rocket League. Started taking itself way too seriously (both the game and player base).

Can it run Crysis? Only if you already bought it.

I thought that said swallowed batteries at first and had some questions of my own

This is what I would always think of using that quick chat

Old Snow Day my beloved, how I miss thee