They probably never had to beat it to scrambled softcore cable porn. I’ll leave it to you, the reader, to decide if that’s better, worse, or neutral.

More time is required to type the word woke than is spent thinking about what it means by people who use it as a pejorative

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I refuse to entertain the idea of PS3 being retro until at least next year, when it turns 20. Now you might say “okay then, GTA V also came out on Xbox 360, which turns 20 in about 2 months” to which I say… get off my lawn!

GameBoy, more like GameInfant (cuz it smol)

About once a month I have more or less all the hairs on my head cut

The best game in the franchise is the Telltale game

Probably deserved, do what you must

Dude should’ve used a few more casings to engrave the Konami code, then he’d have 30 lives

I think you’re making a more broad point and using 9/11 as an example, but regarding 9/11 specifically, if it weren’t for Jon Stewart and others working alongside him, Congress would’ve long ago stopped providing for the fire and police that were on the front lines that day. So no, of course we don’t take care of people on the backend of the rescue efforts. What do you think this is, some sort of not-fucked country?

How many more until he can call in a drone or an air strike?

My condolences on your imminent starvation

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November rolls around: “Is bidet running for president?” trends on search engines

If she didn’t want a bidet, couldn’t she just not use it herself? Why do you have to do without?

Exactly what I came looking for and your post did not disappoint

Are you starving and homeless, or on the brink of becoming so, and with no other options? If so, it might be worth considering, but if you’re not in an otherwise last resort situation, it doesn’t seem like a good idea.

I can’t say I’ve ever had that happen to me, so I don’t know what to tell you. But you’ll probably want to add some information to your post, such as:

• Are you on a PC or mobile device
• What browser or app you’re using for Lemmy
• Are you using the default UI or an alternate like Photon or Alexandrite (I don’t know if any of the apps give you a choice or if this is only applicable in a browser)
• Screenshots showing the steps to reproduce the issue

“Sorry, best I can do is some half-assed magic tricks”