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    I think 🤔 my boss 👨‍💼 might be a communist 🔴 😫 . So a while 😦 ago, I got my first 👆paycheck 💰 at my new job 👨‍🍳 at a fast 💨 food 🥘 place. I guess 🤨 it wasn’t too bad, but I did the math 🔢➕🔢 and figured out that I sold 💴 a lot more food 🍔🌭 per hour ⏰ than I got paid 💵 for, even when you account 🔡➖🔢 for the price 💰 of the food 🥩. When I tried 😊 to talk 🗣 to him about it, he said 👤 we’re all part 👥 of one 🖕big team, but 🛑 some people 💁‍♂️ get paid 💰 more than 💴 others. This is suspiciously 🧐 close 🤨 to the famous “some are more ➕ equal ☑️ than others” from my favorite book, Animal 🐷 Farm 🏡 and is what really 💥 got me thinking 💭 about this. We 👷‍♀️👷👷‍♂️ make the money 💰, and then he takes 😡 it and gives 💵 it to someone else 😃 who doesn’t even work 😐. I’m no 🚫 economist ↗️↘️,but this is textbook 📚 socialism 🔴 🤮. I think 🤔 I’ve come 💦 to the conclusion 🛑 that the best ✅ way for me to combat 🔪 these socialist 🤢 business 💴 practices would be 🚸 teaming up 💖 with my fellow workers 🙋 unify out ✊ power 💥 and demonstrate 👨‍🏫🧑‍🏫that we understand 🧠 the full 💯 value 🔣 of our labor. Anyone 🧐 else have similar ⬅️➡️ experiences with obviously 🙄 Marxist ❌ 🤦‍♀️ bosses 👨‍💼 before, or any other 🔠 advice?