Yeah that almost never happens. Besides they’re covered by the comprehensive protection of CrowdStrike. And Microsoft.

Just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you

Of course known maintenance windows are the perfect time for the ol’ cyberattackeroo.

Everyone who remembers the interwebs before these fancy-pants “down detectors” gets a free day. Enjoy! Have an ice cream!

State actors: Let’s take down . . Ohhh . . Howabout cloudflare today.

So vendors are gouging people and you blame the manufacturer? That is funny. $15 would buy you a 12 pack of tall boys and you’d get change back. Ffs

Who tf thinks to bring water to a concert tho.

Well, you. Now. For one.

Uh, sure.

i assumed that was intentional

the water beverage company Liquid Death has a flavor called “Dead Billionaire”. There are lots of flavors available on amazon but for some reason that’s not one of them.

First sentence:

Samsung has been accused of shipping budget Galaxy A and M series smartphones with pre-installed spyware that users can’t easily remove.

So unremovable in the sense that it can be removed.

Things we’ll all ponder while pissing on his grave.

Wii was great too but yeah 7 missed all the marks.

I don’t know if some of them are just new to being mods or if they’re crusty, clenched long-time mods but yeah I’ve been banned for absolutely the stupidest reasons here.

Moderating isn’t really fun, so you have to have a lot of people who want to do it, and Lemmy’s still finding its people.

Wut

Aye as is mine. Great idea though. Hope they get it working well.

I understand why they think they needed to do it, but killing analog OTA television was seriously the stupidest decision I’d ever seen prior to 2009.

After that it kinda started to happen a lot. Which, uh, must be coincidence.

They were confused that people saw right through it so fast.

Because their burn rate only gets worse. They can’t make money with it. The only way to be profitable now is to charge $100 per prompt. They have to own the market everyone uses first.

Nope. Total information domination. If AI don’t tell it to us it ain’t happen.

Anything less is the utter failball we said it was the whole time.