More like Musk wants to become the new Eva Braun.

Maybe he should go back to where he came from.

How are people supposed to tell these states apart when 99% of them look like a 3 year old’s first attempt at drawing a square?

Oh no, not the golf course!

Now that’s one hell of a kid, especially considering he was alone.

’ ’ ← thought that “voluntarily” might need some quotes

And these people are willingly kissing his ass. They’re not even Chinese people who actually grew up with propaganda, but instead make the conscious choice to believe it.

I think “invasion” would be the correct term here.

Totally not imperialism trust me bro.

Wolf haters are idiots that don’t understand nature for shit.

Solstice sure as hell isn’t the first day of winter of all of us, we got first snow on October or November.

But what kind of toilet paper gives one paper cuts?

I knew I should’ve worded it differently…

Did you know that not everyone has a dick?

How on Earth does a toilet seat get scratched from TP?? Are the seats made with super shitty material or is the toilet paper the ass-tearing sandpaper kind?

Dammit, don’t go around telling that to everyone! Weren’t you at the meeting?!

fuck off colonialist <3

Damn sluts, always looking out of their windows in their own homes!

Sure there are.

Stop making everything about America for five minutes, will you?