Oh no.

Anyway…

Well, I remember TeamSpeak being really good and easy to use.

https://www.teamspeak.com/en/

The Blood on Satan’s Claw

Why? A nude Linda Hayden.

If I worked at a restaurant I would take advantage of free espresso.

It was not like this back in the '90s. Games you purchased were on disk/disks. You installed the game and played the fully completed game that did not require an online connection. You owned that game.
After the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998 things changed. So it has not always been like this.