MCGEE, IN MY OFFICE NOW

Maybe contact lenses are apocalypse proof

They have it out here in the more rural parts of North Carolina and it’s pretty bad.

What’s her full name and social security number

If you go into porn that’s pretty much a prerequisite

Ran my index finger down the blade of a pocket knife and nearly cut the tip off. Got a nice big scar and had a bunch of stitches

1981

Is there a guide you used to mod the switch lite?

Never heard of this Jesus guy, but there was a guy named Brian who I think this movie is actually supposed to be about.

I learned someone out there is addicted to eating couch stuffing

I pay like 120 a zip miss me with that shit

I don’t know but I bet their website or something has some info

There’s a place in charlotte nc called Harriet’s Hamburgers and they are what you’re describing. It’s a fast food type place but the burgers are amazing. They also make their own sodas and they are way better than any coke or Pepsi products.

There was this woman that worked in my department named Rachel who was the absolute worst. She was condescending, rude and just overall bad at her job. I actually had worked with her previously and she was just as bad at the previous job too. When she put in her notice a few of us actually threw a party in the break room.

Shot and a beer. Preferably tullamore dew and a Narragansett

HOLY SCHNIKES

Mans got to have a code

I knew the kids who made the original Harlem shake video but that’s the closest thing I got

JUNKFOODNIGHT

ATMOFEREBUS

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