Firefox is the weak opposition, dragged rightward by Chrome’s Overton window.

I dont have a direct answer, but can SecuROM be sandboxed in a VM?

Yep, it’s what I use, though I remember having some difficulty with the initial setup, its been very reliable since.

That’s a wildly better idea

You mean https://pdftobrainrot.org/?

I know, I was on a big anti-google crusade and Proton seemed like an easy plug-n-play for a lot of the same services. That’s OK, I’m not really an “all your eggs in one basket” kind of person anyway.

Now this is my kind of uplifting news!

The more logical extrapolation is of limb size, with hind legs continuing to enlarge forever. Chonkasaurus Rex

Given the rate and age of onset of dementia / Alzheimer’s for people with ADHD, I can understand where you’d get this. But no, I wouldn’t use the example as evidence of advanced aging or senility, it happens for kids, too.