

Apparently Microsoft views success as Quarterly Profits, and long term planning for the future has taken a backseat.
They’ve been floundering for a while. Eliminating jobs only guarantees they’ll flounder even longer.
Apparently Microsoft views success as Quarterly Profits, and long term planning for the future has taken a backseat.
They’ve been floundering for a while. Eliminating jobs only guarantees they’ll flounder even longer.
Corporations don’t care about people. This bank doesn’t care about you. Banks care for no one but themselves.
Wow, it’ll be so great having these summaries nobody asked for added to various feeds so that they can be scrolled past and ignored!
1 hour of gym per day will provide zero mental health benefits when coupled with how little sleep you’re planning to have.
Yay more hype. Just what we needed more of, it’s hype, at last
Was it apple? I just heard about them last week but they seem expensive
Thanks, y’all
Imagine a boot SO mighty that if it exists it might crush you, so you need to lick it ahead of time so that someday if it does exist, it might not crush you.
Apparently my wife and I collecting rocks counts as special interest because most of our friends are baffled by our collection, and the fact that we go out of our way to hunt down rocks + fossils.
Apparently out of all my friends I’m the only one who thinks it’s fucking awesome to hold a 410 million year old seashell in my hands, or an awesome chunk of mica. The highlight from a few wknds back was when I found a wicked hunk of quartz + feldspar with a bunch of garnets in it. Our excitement is our own, and no one else’s
Never heard of it, and you provided no context either. :)
It has become an ongoing issue that my wife complains that she smells something, then gets angry at me if I am unable to smell that same smell, sometimes accusing me of gas lighting her or calling her a liar, when actually I just don’t smell the smell she’s smelling.
I’m not making implications or accusations, I’m not trying to mislead or confuse her, I just can’t smell whatever she’s smelling and that fact frustrates the heck out of her as though I’m personally letting her down. Then she gets a bit aggro and I have to change the garbages / kitchen compost in the hopes that perhaps those are the sources of the smells I can’t smell. Sometimes that helps. She will never change the garbage or take out the compost herself.
When she insisted that she smelled a gas leak from our furnace that I couldn’t smell, we called a professional who confirmed our furnace was working fine and there was no gas leak; but I was still the villain for denying the gas leak ahead of time. Three times in the last 6 months this has been a thing.
Can’t speak for every guy, but some of us will make sure to give extra room on the sidewalk to purposefully indicate that we’re not a threat. A bit of mud is a small price to pay to know that we have prevented even a modicum of fear from springing up in the hearts of a random passerby.
Many of us understand why women choose the Bear over the Man.
It’s not bad. Weirdly I don’t have a perfect spoon even though I have a top 5 forks list
Sprint up or sprint down? Cuz 5 stairs at a time up is mad talent
Congrats! You have achieved poetry. :)
Any dumbass can. :)
Why would you ever want your eggs to be asymmetrical if you could help it? Eggs are fragile and symmetry promotes greater carton balance
That creature deserves love nonetheless, and someday someone will love the fuck out of it
This is some dystopian fan fiction.
Jose has seen me come to work everyday through those doors for more than half a year. I believe this was his idea of a joke. He must have disabled the turnstile right before I was to scan my key card. I went straight to my manager to see “If everything was OK.”
And it’s not all that well-written, either.
You need to rethink your social media campaign, and please leave all of us on Lemmy alone.