Wait what? I can tell black cats apart… some people can’t? Do they also look like Matt Damon?

They see everyone as Matt Damon?

Wait, have people been setting their windmills to the tornado mode? I always thought it odd to have that setting.

The stolen phones can be broken up for parts. They probably aren’t just reselling the devices whole.

I was trying to buy food that wasn’t covered in plastic. I don’t have an option. I have looked for butchers, bakers and general food items that sell without plastic wrapping and it just isn’t feasible.

And a ton of taxis also seem to have jumped on seatback systems.

I meant a perfect rhyme. :/

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/epoch

There’s 3 pronunciations, the UK EE-pok and two US versions sound like Epic and EH-pock.

It is indeed a weird word. Hard to rhyme. Can only think of peacock.

Who the fuck cares?

I wish he would say, “And God have mercy on our souls.”

I can sleep on the couch if I’m dressed in bed I’m usually just in underwear.

Ding ding ding

If you make up a new metric then you can say there isn’t a problem.

Where are the Trump-Epstein files?

That demon is left handed!!!

Wait. Your *arr apps are public?

So like real life then.

Don’t forget laziness. I have some projects that have been around forever and I am not changing it across my infra because I am lazy. I will do it next year…

I really like it. It has become my favorite distro.

This is the answer

Oh fuck that! Gimme the suicide booth already!