Yes but I guess “software works as written” doesn’t go viral as well

Amazon who? Never heard of them.

Because the US is a common law country, and most of Europe are civil law countries. In common law countries punitive damages are possible from torts, whereas in civil law countries they largely aren’t

The real answer: hire a law firm, entrust them with your documents, write into your will what you want to happen with them, and then go on about your business.

Yeah I laughed when I saw the battery life on a smart watch. I have to charge by Garmin every a week with regular use and I still think that’s too frequent.

This doesn’t help you but may help others. I always run my updates and deletes as selects first, validate the results are what I want including their number and then change the select to delete, update, whatever