“Trump says he’s sorry and will resign effective immediately”

They do love their shadow drops, but I’m guessing no. Maybe they’ll do it for the Switch 2, though - they’ve pretty much run out of Wii U games to port and will have to re-release older stuff now!

Metroid Prime 4 will be on the OG Switch, so no worry about missing out there. It will probably leak like most Nintendo games have been lately and I’ll get to play it early on my modded Switch, even. I think a new 3D Mario is what I’ll be missing out on, which will hurt, but not enough that I’ll be willing to pay almost $500 to play it.

I’m hoping to get one soon. I’ve really enjoyed my jailbroken Switch and the prospect of a more powerful, even more open portable is enticing.

Sounds like it’d be closer to “horrified,” then!

Greetings, mortal. Are you ready to die?

Not just an onion, but The Onion.

Agreed. It will hurt not being able to play the new Marios and Zeldas (Maybe emulators will pop up able to do so, but it’s not nearly as likely as it was in the past - at least, not until well after the console is no longer sold), but $400 for what’s essentially a walled garden Steam Deck that plays Nintendo games just ain’t worth it to me. The original Switch was worth it to me at $300 in 2017, but times have changed.

It also included being considerably cheaper than other consoles because they use outdated tech. $400 is a hefty price tag for a Nintendo console. I’m sure it will do well, since it’s just “Switch but more powerful,” which is what people were asking for. But for me, it’s too pricey for what it is.

They might have from me if the Steam Deck didn’t exist, but their advantage in the past was always being cheaper than the competition. I’m not interested in paying $400 for a locked portable console.

Bullshit. It’s easier than ever to know what’s going on in the world. There is absolutely no excuse for not knowing how bad things are.

Not being able to do much of anything about it due to having to deal with day to day concerns, I get. But as an excuse for being ignorant? Absolutely not. That’s a deliberate choice.

Is this something they’d be delighted or horrified by?

The Onion problem.

I can’t speak for everyone else, but I’m very aware. I don’t know how this ends, but I know it’s going to get really bad.

Memberships are fine as long as they add perks and don’t take anything away from what non-members have access to now.

Oh, sure, make the guys with no hands or feet do it!

Whose job is it to go around burying dead Marios?

Not just investors, but the fascist US government.

Yeah, it was funny to get that after I’d moved to Lemmy. (I keep my account open so I have control over deletion of comments)