When you’re right, you’re right.
Bake him away toys.

I patch my old socks with older socks, if that helps. And I fix armpit tears with a rough stitch. That’s about it.

It sounds like chinese congee, but with wheat instead of rice

we have a chicken stew that we make with barley and oats that sometimes has entire pieces of cartillage in it, if that helps

That sounds like an intense relationship you have with coffee. I have to admit, 2-3 a day and I get palpatations and am unable to sleep. I rarely drink it for the flavour

But maybe it should have been, maybe it should have been…

I need to rewatch that movie (and seriously, how great of an actor is Weird Al?)

sorry, not intentional

Dang, my condolences to your partner.

Vegemite

Listen here you little shit…

Respect or a general mutual indifference? I feel that eternity is a long time to maintain pleasantries

It sounds like it was quite the effort

How do you make it?

no no, it’s “Moe’s a fella”

I feel like that’s something only few people could actually make

Yep, everyone’s aware

You mean those watery packets of cheese I sometimes buy aren’t supposed to taste like watered down kangaroo testicles?

Genuinely this. Just take them off, go make a coffee or drink some water or something. Take in the horrific sounds of the outdoors or of your neighbours toilet. Do some laundry. And then pop the headphones on again

Hmm, sounds like a tricky setup

Wow, brilliant scenario - and fantastic hack! You could technically create an infinite amount of any items that way.

I’d envisioned that the world reset globally at say 2am GMT or something. I can now appreciate how that would suck for someone in Hawaii who misses half the day asleep