Oof.

But one thing my sister’s partner said that stuck with me during the ramp-up to the pandemic about people refusing to take things seriously:

Remember these people when the zombie apocalypse starts because now you know who will hide the bite.

More like the “Fart Toot Caca,” amirite???
* Hold for nonexistent applause *

As my college RA who suffered from an extreme fear of zombies once told us during one of his multiple zombie preparedness meetings:

Never try lighting zombies on fire, especially if you’re in the same building as them. You know what’s the only thing worse than a bunch of zombies shambling up the stairs towards you? A bunch of zombies on fire shambling up the stairs towards you.

You underestimate our ability to analyze every problem and solution, and then light both of them on fire.

Especially your Lemmy profile. When you have to explain “federated” to USBP, you know they’re 5 minutes from welcoming you to the US with open arms.

“Shitass”

It fits perfectly in your hole? Like a flower coral?

They probably asked chat-gpt if they should add AI to Barbie and were told, “That’s a great idea! You’re right that such an important high-selling product would be improved by letting children talk directly to it.”

Also, can’t wait to jailbreak my Barbie and install llama2-uncensored on it so that it can call Ken a deadbeat shithead.

Fuck…

Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code

Trying to force the singularity, I see

It’s wildly offensive and arguably shouldn’t have been made. But occasionally, there’s something funny in it.

My friend gave me his old 6800, so I sunk the money for a TH3 P4G3 (I don’t know why the model name says “the page,” but it’s really easy to remember!)

I chose the LeGo specifically for the FPS mouse because my primary intended use for the LeGo was photo editing and graphic design. When copilot showed up on my LeGo one day, I decided I’d rather own a brick than that completely ruined operating system, so I wiped everything and went for Linux. I still haven’t acclimated to photo editing on Linux, but holy shit, inkscape is fucking amazing.

On Windows, using the eGPU was a whole song and dance involving lots of incantations and magic. On Bazzite, it’s plug and go. It’s stunning being able to play Diablo 4 on ultra settings at 1200 resolution and 60-90 fps, should I want to, or on medium settings if I just want to chill and fuck around on an 8-inch screen.

The LeGo is the first piece of technology that I pre-ordered on the day sales started, and it’s the first computer that I’m considering replacing with its upgrade so soon. Depending on reviews, I might try to sell this one and upgrade to the 2 if I can actually take advantage of the extra RAM and upgraded FPS mouse. A current project I’m working on is remapping the buttons on the mouse and controller as input for plover, so that I can type and navigate in a totally comfortable, ergonomic position and potentially speed up my design/dev work.

I know that last paragraph had nothing to do with our previous exchange, but there ya have it. Nice to chat with someone who understands the joys of owning a Go.

A fellow LeGo owner! Yaaayyyy!!!

I’ve been rocking Bazzite consistently for a little over 6 months now, having switched between the big three Linux distros for a while. Other than the benefit of “it ain’t Windows,” I’m incredibly impressed by how hooking up my eGPU to the LeGo on Bazzite * just works. *

Not to anthropomorphize LLMs, but… Like a vaccine?

Good point. I’d consider retirement, but who else is gonna do this job?

I don’t know what broke in me recently, but for about 3 years now, pork products just taste kinda dirty

Are you talking about making a grilled cheese where you sub Mayo for the butter? Cuz it turns out pretty awesome!

Dear lemm.ee and the wonderful admin,

I’m sad to see you go, but thank you, sincerely, for being the springboard that allowed me to dive into the refreshing waters of Lemmy.

Stay golden, pony boy

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