If not for the billionaires, why do governments exist?

Huh… Recent context has really ruined jokes like this…

Yeah! I bet he’ll never tell me to clean my room again when I’m done with him!

Oh shit! Do you think it’s too late to dig up my dad and prosecute him???

“Greedy little Nazi bootlicker pigboy” would be an excellent BDSM/alt-culture nickname if greedy bootlicking pigboy Nazis hadn’t ruined everyone’s fun. Again.

Coffee, water, soda. The later at night, the more likely I am to have coffee. One of the many wonders of ADHD: getting mellow or sleepy from stimulants.

Migratory

BornIn1988AndNazi

Are you currently safe? And do you have anyone in your life who will listen to you?

The most fucked up part (to me) is that you’ve told your dad that you feel unsafe/uncomfortable with this man and that his response is to call you paranoid and keep exposing you to this guy. At what point should the people with your best interests stop being complicit in your harassment? No means fucking no

“Can you tell me why your face has higher fidelity than the rest of your body?”

I want my smart watch to require liquid cooling and to constantly video everything around me and have a GPU running AI dedicated to monitoring everything so that it can use a 25W speaker to blast what types of individual animals are around me.

“HUMAN DOG HUMAN HUMAN BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD SQUIRREL BIRD BIRD HUMAN CAT CHUPACABRA WORM HUMAN BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD”

Nose doesn’t rhyme with walls!

Which is what makes it all that much more satisfying when the next person goes in

Invader Zim fans? On the internet???

Get out of that chair! You’re not my real @[email protected]! My real @[email protected] is gonna be back any minute now and then you’ll be out of here, Frank!!!

Ulefone is a great option if you don’t care about security updates and want to beat something to death with your phone.

I dropped my power armor 13 while getting out of my car one day and left a half-dollar sized dent in my door frame.

Is that where your wishes are misinterpreted in some ironic tree-based twist?

Your futon would likely be less crappy if you wore pants. I mean, if you’re gonna have a blowout, might as well do it on something you can throw in the wash.

Hey, buddy? You need a tissue? Or, like… a bandaid?

Who knew that Trump was so into Hawaiian solidarity. Gonna make the whole nation into an expensive island.

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No. Like, no…

Never.

Literally no one does that…

Are… Are you okay?