This is like a wonderful parody of every early-aught crime show featuring a tech-heavy storyline. Some of the best dry humor I’ve read in the past few weeks.

Open your eeeeeeyes, I see… Your eyes are open

My wife and I just tried it last night! We were really impressed with the results! For the record, I have an iPhone and she has an Android. I’ve been carrying around the tracker, though.

Gimp has been alright for me and (I hate to admit it) Illustrator is unparalleled when it comes to intuitive vector design.

I love Photopea and was an early-adopter/small-donor, although I’ve mostly moved to Canva for my design needs.

No, I’m looking for a solution to Lightroom and Camera Raw. I’ve tried Darktable and Rawtherapee, but, especially in Rawtherapee, I find that I quickly destroy my raw images and end up with something somehow simultaneously washed out and with crushed blacks. I’m sure it’s primarily user-error, but on my deadlines, I haven’t had a chance to learn these new platforms.

That’s so funny, I found it so light that I was somewhat scared to touch it. Then again, I’ve been known to yell at clouds concerning my age.

Hey, ummm… I think I see the problem. Your printer has diarrhea

I have the 14 pro and my sister recently got the 16 base model. I don’t know why, but the pictures from her newer phone looked like a major leap backwards in quality. Also, the latest OS does feel like its features were written in crayon and that its waiting to kick off its training wheels. I can’t fully describe it: it’s not clunky or clumsy, it just feels like something is missing from the experience. I’ve never really felt this way from a phone version upgrade before.

While I’m still struggling to find an appropriate replacement for my photo editing apps, I’m happy to report that support and usability for most popular Linux distros have improved to the point that I now find Linux not only more stable, but easier to navigate than Win 10 was even at its best.

The amount of noise associated with Windows, generally due to people answering questions about the wrong version of windows or the wrong application, searching for any help topics is like trying to run through mud. It’s literally quicker now to learn a totally new skill on Linux than to try to update your knowledge base on Windows.

I switched to iPhone from Android because I was tired of Google making changes to their security and APIs that were killing my macros I’d write for my phone. I was also tired of Google sending everything good to the graveyard. Finally, I hated that Google would promise features or support for x number of years and then pull the rug out from under me (although, lack of support was usually caused by the manufacturer)

Before spending $1000 on my iPhone, I told my wife that it was a good investment because of Apple’s proven history of supporting devices with 5 years of updates; so we agreed that I’d keep this iPhone as my daily driver for 5 years because of the exuberant cost.

Well, my wish came true and here we are. I’ve got a phone that doesn’t respect my privacy, doesn’t respect my settings, has a frustrating UI/UX, and has low compatibility with most of my existing infrastructure. I gotta admit, though, my experience is far more consistent now, but not in a good way.

You’re correct. I liked how the original comment was relatively interesting but ultimately irrelevant to the topic. Your dry reply amused me, so I decided to make a contribution that’s wholly asinine on every level but wordy enough to look like a legitimate commentary. I hope you’ve enjoyed my attempt to lower the bar.

Those who were there say they saw it. Those who weren’t there but know about it say they didn’t see it. Those who weren’t there and didn’t know about it don’t mention it. If you stop to think about it, you’ll find yourself considering the concept.

A lot of our pre-2015-ish rom-coms and dramas are highly problematic. There are some movies I used to love and quote which now make me cringe when I think back on it. I try not to think about how horrible I was back then and instead focus on being better.

Lord knows I had my moments of thinking women owed me something for my mere interests and efforts. Those memories keep me up at night.

I’ve been curious how feelings about a movie like Mrs. Doubtfire would evolve over time. Do you mind elaborating on what you find sad and revolting?

Also, have you always felt this way/this strongly about the movie or did your emotions change as there was more public awareness of how marginalized people are in society?

These are sincere questions, I genuinely want to know your thoughts and feelings. Also, totally acceptable answer if you’ve just always hated the movie or even dislike Robin Williams; I realize my previous questioning has a lot of bias.

They didn’t have duct tape back then. Mechanical arm was obviously the only solution left

Booty text

they could overload the input neurons with a ton of stimulus

“Do you smell smoke??”

“Yes, I just got a text message. Phone calls taste like bananas”

@[email protected] please don’t fix your typo. This is way better

“Hey” is shockingly acceptable.

“Not much, you?” is considered polite.

“My cholesterol” or “my blood pressure” followed by “my doctor says it’s really a problem!” is my favorite response. People either chuckle at the joke and move on or get uncomfortable and leave me alone.

Just like how I bought a toilet for Ian Peter Freely

Super-do real-magic --for-real /* (<- that’s a magic wand)