roflwaffle perchance

I can only dream of FireWire’s return

Double the service? No. Maybe consider it “budget airline plus.” The measurements of the seat and getting a little screen/refreshments will be the real difference.

I feel like you’ve summed up my portable speaker experience pretty well: it can be loud and emphasize only bass, or loud with effectively no bass, and there’s not really a middle ground. Some have apps with basic equalizers, but that’s usually a price point thing. I’d honestly just go to Best Buy and try out what they have on the shelf to see how you like it vs how much size you’re willing to go with.

Prices mysteriously go up about a week before prime day sales, then drop to a few dollars below normal, scream “39% off” and you feel like you beat the system.

The gator I had was fried and it was like darker-than-dark-meat chicken.

Quail is pretty good.

“I know what I got”

I am in the same boat. Currently forcing myself to get into D&D even though I’m completely shit at math, creative writing, art, and am not fantasy genre savvy. I want to create a homebrew game for my spouse that they’ll (hopefully) enjoy. It’s been really challenging so far but also a lot of fun.

Ah, the ol in haec verba Tarantino rule

The Federal Toothless Commission at this point?

“Swamp gas”

I loved them back when they were popular in the mid-late 2010s. Why? Confused people at the urinals.

The MussoliniPad, doesn’t get WiFi at gas stations

Top features:

PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong

Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones

“Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker

Noise canceling headphones. Yes, they exist for under $100, maybe not the best, but they’re a godsend.

It was a fun little experiment to use for about 15 minutes. Won’t miss it.

Corporate Memphis, and I’ll get ahead of the curve, whatever its successor is. Probably some kind of AI-chic.

Yeah that’s absolutely how they lure people in. Sensible issues to be concerned about, starts out normal, then about two links of thought in, the tinfoil hats come out and the solution is fucking nuts.

When Nathan Fielder does it, it’s art.