Tiefling IRL

Even AHS Coven had more interesting magic than Hairy Pooper

TIL Shrek has a daughter

A weird mix of the Electric Slide and The Hustle

Can confirm from experience. I’m a freelance performance artist. Typical community shows pay maybe $100-200, festivals can pay $1-2k but are harder to get and fuck you over in other ways. The real money is in corporate gigs and weddings, but those kill your spirit.

Lightly bumping the airplane

Most forms of insurance in the US

Tequila

Followup question, how much do y’all tip your landlords /s

I love spicy food. Water doesn’t do jack shit. Like the other comment said, all it does is push the capsasin further down. You need fatty things to grab the capsasin, or mild things like bread work ok sometimes.

When my parents were my age, they left their country to move to the US in search of opportunities. Now that I’m that age, I’m leaving my country to move to another because of literal Nazis

My girlfriend and I (f) moved in together after two dates. Still going strong 5 years later

Some people have the manual dexterity of a trex trying to put on a condom

Its owned by Zucc, who looks up to Musk. They enabled all the bigots to be the worst version of themselves.

Yes it is actually, it’s Lego colors

The OG Google server rack was built out of Legos, which is why Google famously loves Lego

Anything owned by Techno Hitler then

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Thievery Corporation

Amazing

From what I’ve seen, it’s actually pretty nice when held to US standards (but that’s a low fuckin bar)

An asp is a type of snake so that sounds uhh, difficult