Tiefling IRL

Disagree, it means I have to fight with my partner for use of the toilet and she is somehow always in the bathroom

They wouldn’t even break in to get you. They’d just bomb the six areas you might be hanging out in

Depends on the gig. It’s more likely if I’m doing a large gig or a new act, but overall not really

Mine’s a bit more than a hobby, basically a second career path at this point, but I’m a professional fire and sideshow performer. I love it.

50/50. It really depends on the midterms imo, assuming we have fair midterms

I have an 8mg oral prescription lol

…But that’s because I’m stockpiling it

Ending up in a labor camp within the next 4 years

Asking for a Lemmy friend?

🤞🏼

I’m really glad that more and more places are offering fun mocktails. Sometimes you want the social aspect of drinking but not the alcohol

I just wish they wouldn’t charge alcohol prices for them

Koch brothers…

100%

It kills me when I go to someone’s house and the only spices are black pepper and cinnamon. Salt does not count.

Germany, if you’re listening, you know what would be REALLY funny right now?

All of the “a vote for Kamala is a vote for genocide” spammers mysteriously disappeared

Edit: my point is that they seem awfully quiet about Trump

I need the fizzy water

I always wonder where people are going that this seems so common. I’ve been relatively low meat for a while, what’s called half-vegetarian/flexatarian. My experience is that most vegans/vegetarians just want to share their favorite recipe.

COVID gave me a weed allergy that made me quit cold turkey. I haven’t had any in a few months. I do miss it, there have been many times (like the start of November) when I would’ve appreciated it, but I’m scared to trigger symptoms again.

If nothing else, my tolerance has reset

BioShock

Red for Santa, green for coniferous trees, white for snow

No. Fascism is on the rise, my livelihood is literally in danger. I’m spending these days preparing for the worst, so when people try to talk to me about joy and family, it comes off as somewhere between tone-deaf and gaslighting