toiletobserver

Reminds me of Louis CK’s SNL monologue…

Hey you can’t say something racist! I was saying something racist already!

I don’t care if it was actually a store front. I blame Amazon for not doing oversight of its supply chain. So, it’s their fault, or it’s their fault.

It wasn’t technology, but i ordered a new mad lib style book for my kid from Amazon. The book arrived with cellophane around it and a nice label that clearly said new. Once opened, it was very obvious the book was used, since the last kid had already filled out the whole damn thing including his name and address inside the cover.

I’m not mad at the kid, although his parents are probably bad people for returning the book at that point. I am livid that Amazon didn’t flip to any random page in the book too determine if the book was used or not.

Fuck Amazon.

We should all have a digital self detonation button in case of overreaching small dicked incel fascists.

So, many, puns…

Do you want new messenger services? Because this is how you get new messenger services.

And the enshitification cycle continues…

I used the day to decorate my reusable tree with sentimental ornaments I’ve been collecting my whole life. My kid did about half the work, holiday music was played for ambiance.

If you are a large corporation or government, you’d have the resources to do exactly that. I keep hearing about European governments moving to Linux. And why wouldn’t you? Screw perpetual licensing.

Surprise, mother fucker

Start throwing department heads in jail until compliance is reached

Those sure are words… Anyone want to translate?

I reported this as not technology related. Please do the same.

My Honeywell one is not Internet connected, but it seems plenty smart. It knows the time and day, is programmable for four different periods each day, can handle all sorts of heating and cooling equipment. It also learns how long it takes to get your house to the right temp, then starts working before then to make it happen when the time arrives.

https://a.co/d/0oAyZ7q

Yep

*Ya know, i was god once…

Yes, i saw. You were doing well until everyone died.*

I was taught none of that during my undergrad. Instead, i say that people who are greedy just happened to get business degrees as a tool to help them be greedy.

Nope, but great presentation