Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

They got the vegan option too. If you don’t want to think about the poor horse that gave his life for you, go eat vegan stuff. Often times vegan options are just a bridge. There are other ways to eating healthy nutritious foods.

It’s at least $100 bucks to take the family. More if the kids want popcorn.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

Don’t buy anything from Google. It’s an evil company now.

I was gifted a box of fancy dried mushrooms. I pressure cooked a few from each type with my regular beans. Its actually a great combination. Incredibly, mushrooms need more cooking time than beans.

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

Totally

Battery voltage increases in series.

Or!..another option is why don’t we not buy anything? At least it would help not getting more grammas sued

Jacky Chan is gonna get busy!

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?

I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.

Enter the fleshlight. No, please! C’mon in! The gears are churning and the gel is moist!

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Honesty though I would too! If it was called A1! But its not! So I don’t because I’m not a fucking retarded asshole Mormon, that’s right, autocorrect, I wanted to say Mormon, not Morton or Norton or morrone.

We just need a big ol name tag thing… “The golf of Trump” or Trump city USA man!

Like UV light and moths. Just shine the light within an electrified fence and watch them pop.