Could someone accidentally stick a firework up his butt? You know, for the pop! Maybe one of those that goes off when you pull the chord? And then tie the chord to the door? That would be a pretty funny thing to see on the news! C’mon guys! At least some other funny thing?

Buy 800 of those or buy a house. Pick.

I just discontinued all my SSD consumer market lineup my self! I understand. See you around Solidigm!

I’m Joe nobody Shmoe and I’ve installed solar in my home. Its awesome. The fucking laws in San Diego California…of all places… Make it difficult for anyone to run solar outside of the grid.

Anyway, stop? Like we are all aware, so stop the lying? I’m teaching my kids how to do it. So stop lying?

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy! But an enemy I like to watch.

Nah, they’re just checking to see if you guys are well proportioned or maybe you need something they can sell you. For example, new clothes? Dave, isn’t that the same jacket you always wear to work? You need a new one! Here are some options from Walmart, we’ll just hide them here behind this thing you’re browsing about right now… How about here too! And here!

Hmm, I can’t find “Friends” episodes for free Frank, but I’ve reviewed all your music and most of it is illegally downloaded. I’ve alerted the RIAA for proper auction against you. Oh by the way, I know about Monica but haven’t yet told your wife about it. We’ll let this one pass but the notes about chemicals and your obsession for MAGA hats, that peaked the interest of a few folks who asked for access to your camera and microphone. Say cheese! Hold on, we need more light… Could you open the window, look at it for a sec for the profile. No, its just pixels, the red dots on your face is just hot pixels, don’t worry.

First things first, the nah-seas were also good people? Is that Elong’s message of hope?

Maybe he wants X to be more MAGA friendly? Like maybe just empty the swamp and replenish the swamp monster?

Ocean horizons 2.0 I hope.

Elon is probably the only superhero who could actually go there an show them all! Definitely not just any rich guy could do it.

I just signed up to the waiting list. So how long do you plan to operate? And how do I know you are not reading my emails? I used to live in Escondido lol.

Let’s say I had an established company …not X…let’s call it company “awesome”. So your plan seems interesting because I could route awesome.com to you and then you handle the labels. Is that the plan? That way I don’t have the send all my clients a new labeled email for every employee?

So what is the best way to get a video out there other than YouTube?

After it replied with a non answer, here we go:

As you can see, this is still a great way to out an AI.

Hey Liv! Sup! Jow menee ees and uus in jujubes?

Sarcastically speaking, if they want white only public bathrooms, that would be interesting. On the one hand people gave up their lives for us to have the freedom to go in the same places as white people. On the other hand… Its public restrooms!

One could go for a hundred years and not touch this shit. But nah. Some dirtbag judge asshole actively working to fuck us all over.

Absolutely delicious! Buy for the vegans we have need “I can’t believed its not Pho!” Or “IPho…impossible Pho”

I just wanna get doxed in public by some dude wearing an implanted vision chip…then a year later he can’t see because that chip is not upgradable! Planned human obsolescence. Or Pho for short.

Toes are much more dirtier than anything else on your body. Yet you love to wear sandals and to take off your shoes at home.

Shit! You know, the guy who invented those things went to my university. Well, it’s not my university, I mean I went to the same university he did. He’s going to hell for that invention. I’m sure of it. He just wanted to punish skaters by removing their teeth. But he created the perfect airplane recycling crusher instead.

You don’t see skaters ramming their boards onto walls at full speed… Nah, they slide along the wall on the top. See? That’s what they got wrong. Or Maybe add a little ramp so the planes can “take off”… You know what I mean? A little “wake me up” ramp. In case the pilots forgot to pull up, the ramp will do that for them.