Midnight Wolf

And yet lots of it is hoarded by people who think that being shiny and heavy are qualities that are worth lots of money

“this rock I found is special” “why?” “it’s shiny and heavy”

And some poor dumbass was like “fuck yeah gimme that shit”. Same with jewelery…

Let me know when my phone starts generating shit, so I can promptly light it on fire. Until then, I’ll be over here making out with it. Come here baby, give me some of that nasty 5G wavelengths. Oh yeah, that always gets me going~ a little tongue in the USB port and 💦

Signed, a gay dude who is basically oral-only because of experiences.

This but having a 5G modem.

I went through over a dozen distros before sighing and accepting Kubuntu.

Mission failed. We’ll get em next time.

Bake 'em away, toys

See my other comment :p

Yeah, lol, I figured it wasn’t a real thing but search turned up this immediately: https://www.getinboxzero.com/

Okay, I was curious what Inbox Zero is, and I went ‘ew’ at the ‘ai’ angle, but then I fucking lost it when I got to the prices. They want $18 a month (per user) on the annual plan, to:

• basically tags your email, which you can set up yourself using folders, and probably near identical through gmail or something
• get ai replies written up for you… which I think gmail also does now
• ‘blocks cold emails’ which is just the spam filter with a fresh coat of paint
• ‘bulk unsubscibed / archive’… you can do that in most modern email clients? I guess not in bulk but how many shitty newsletters and promos do you subscribe to, really?
• and an ‘analysis’ of your email…?

I do everything except the ai replies through cpanel and my email client, for free. Fucking hell, that’s almost 3x what I pay for my web/email hosting. And I don’t have to prepay for a year of service, and I get way more granular control over incoming messages. That service is highway robbery, and they have 15k users?! What the actual fuck. $18 a year, kinda high, but a fucking month…

Rookie numbers

🅱️ossy

You win this time, bigger thing!

🦆: so what is the latency?

🏃🦆: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE LATENCY?!?

So we made lossy the norm, but - let me blow your mind - what if we make lossy BIGGER?

For windows at least, but I assume they’d do it across the board at once

The AI was the shitty code we wrote along the way

Line no go up if consumer has autonomy and awareness. Quick, marketing drones, put up more information about our amazing and very complex and totally unique super mega ultra cloud!

✨ profits ✨

Afaik there is extremely limited storage on these bots, so the floor plan is stored server-side. No cloud, no server, no no-go capabilities.

I have bought several in the last decade. I’m techy and disabled, and wanted to help out around the house. I have bought from multiple manufacturer but only purchase their top-tier offering, as I want to replace vacuuming, not just compliment it. We have pulled the manual vac out three times in 9 years.

The cheaper ones are meh, but the expensive ones can truly replace vacuuming and mopping. My issue is that, across… 5 brands, none of them have lasted longer than 2 years, often much shorter lifespans. I recently bought a Roborock with an extended warranty from RR themselves, something none of the others offer, so I’m hoping to be using it for several years to come.

Not to support this cloud-only system, but I used to own an iR (several, actually) and they can clean the entire space, pause, and cancel/dock with physical buttons.

Though it loses a large chunk of its smarts without a connection. No floor plan retention, no room selection, no 1 pass/2 pass, no knowledge about no-go lines and zones, no adjustable suction based on room…