Pee on your shoes.

We will contact you.

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad.

Why would they? For that their ideology would have to adhere to some sort of logic. It doesn’t. They decide who is a good American and who’s bad and gets deported/disappeared.

Well, the FP6 is not going to win any prizes for it’s camera. But apparently they got a lot better starting with the FP5.

Because their LEADER is also doing it. So it MUST be “Sexy” and “Cool” and HOT.
Thank your for you attention in this matter.

FTFY

Through the gift shop.

From experience your best bet is the physical card. Loads of old people around who don’t have/use smartphones.

Alternatively, you could look into wether the local transportation authority has its own app, I know mine does and it is able to store the Deutschland Ticket.

I haven’t heard of half of those but SoundCloud is in the “other” category.

Oh yeah, I used to absolutely wreck my battery life with custom ROMs that weren’t optimized well.

Stimmt! Ganz vergessen.

Germany, Rasentrimmer – grass trimmer.

Maybe they’re counting Japanese people as Pacific Islanders? Which imo seems more racist somehow.

I hate to break it to you – but we’re already here.

I got my 1996 Renault Laguna up to 200km/h and it felt and sounded like the engine block was about to jump into the passenger cabin.

Oh god, imagine USB-A’ing your electrical outlets.

*shudders in german*

Why in god’s name should you need therapy for writing about clay sculpting?!

I’ve had a coworker argue that he’s not a nazi, despite doing all the nazi shit and saying all the nazi stuff, because he does it only for the money.

Samesies. Will also be one of the harder things to cut out. I have GER/EN/UA and it works very well, apart from some capitalisation errors.

Wooooooow, how ableist of you. Don’t you know he has autism and ADHD? He obviously didn’t know what he was doing.

We’re not bringing groovy back. Period.