Lol! Same here. I feel seen. :)

Oh, god, that’s me that you just described. No wonder people think I’m an LLM. Yikes! Lol!

I’ve also gotten accused of being on meth due to my Internet comments, even though I’ve never touched anything like it. Yay, AuDHD!

Huawei? I think you’re giving them too much credit, haha. I’d guess it’s likely to be some unknown, no-name garbage, like you’d get from Wish or Ali-Express (or similar) for dirt cheap.