a_goofy_dragon@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 16 hours agoYou can choose 1 superpower, but the first reply is the side effect. What superpower would you choose?message-squaremessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down16
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareYou can choose 1 superpower, but the first reply is the side effect. What superpower would you choose?a_goofy_dragon@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 16 hours agomessage-square88fedilink
minus-squareFoundFootFootage78@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-212 hours agoThe power to talk to women without staring at their feet.
minus-squareCoriza@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 minutes agoInstead you cannot stop staring at their boobs. And yes, that includes your family, bosses and so on.
minus-squarewaterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoyou can only speak to them in languages they don’t understand.
minus-squareDiddlydee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-212 hours agoIn long-dead languages they can’t understand
minus-squareFoundFootFootage78@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 hours agoDeal. I’m Autistic so that’s barely any different.
The power to talk to women without staring at their feet.
Instead you cannot stop staring at their boobs. And yes, that includes your family, bosses and so on.
you can only speak to them in languages they don’t understand.
In long-dead languages they can’t understand
Deal. I’m Autistic so that’s barely any different.