Tomorrow I get to go get an upper endoscopy, so they probably knock me out (or at least twilight sleep my ass), and I get a camera shoved in through my mouth to look at my stomach.
I was in Waiting Mode from 2pm until…fifteen minutes ago when they called. I fucking hate my body goes into Waiting Mode. Need to piss? WHAT IF THEY CALL? Bored out of mind reading nothing? WHAT IF THEY CALL?
Ignore the fact they called my mobile. Which I can. You know. Take with me into the bathroom.
Regardless, appointment time gained. Nothing by mouth after midnight, twin gets to deal with my knocked out ass later. Hopefully it all goes well.
Tomorrow I get to go get an upper endoscopy, so they probably knock me out (or at least twilight sleep my ass), and I get a camera shoved in through my mouth to look at my stomach.
I was in Waiting Mode from 2pm until…fifteen minutes ago when they called. I fucking hate my body goes into Waiting Mode. Need to piss? WHAT IF THEY CALL? Bored out of mind reading nothing? WHAT IF THEY CALL?
Ignore the fact they called my mobile. Which I can. You know. Take with me into the bathroom.
Regardless, appointment time gained. Nothing by mouth after midnight, twin gets to deal with my knocked out ass later. Hopefully it all goes well.
Oof, I have had to have this done. The upside is umm… you have medical care? Yeah, sorry this sucks and there’s no fun reason to get it done.
Have medical for now. One of those things the USA is taking away. I’ll miss you, obamacare. I’ll miss have health insurance.
Guess if I get cancer I’ll just have to throw molotovs around and take the government with me.
For the sake of not being visited by the government in question, that is a joke.