Frankly there is a way to get me to upgrade my phone from my current one but I can garuntee that there ain’t many companies making phones to my upgrade standards. But here’s a list.

-Easy to swap battery where I can just pop the lid and put a new one in.

-Aux jack because I want it.

-MicroSD card slot.

-Solid CPU, Ram, Storage, Et cetera.

-Give me actual buttons at the bottom you fucken cretins, I like my textile response you lousy motherfuckers.

-If you put the button on the back I’m breaking your back.

That’s all I need, ideally it’d also be modular and upgradable but I severely doubt I’m getting that anytime soon. A lot of the problem with phones is that you can’t really customize them to your needs, if I could I’d have a smartphone that’d look like it’s from mid 90s scifi where it’d have a big fuck you battery on it and a host of controls along the side for quick use, but noooo it all has to be overly generic hyper standardized crap. Fucken hate modern phones.