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I don’t know what’s funnier. A “smart toilet” or the fucking moron that is dumb enough to buy one.
This is as close to the definition of a shitty idea as it can get.
101 : Don’t create data you don’t want in the wrong hands.
I do my best to avoid putting toilet data on my hand.
Rich cunts really will buy any-fucking-thing
I’m sorry… a smart toilet camera? WTF??
described the $599 device (it also requires a subscription that starts at $7 per month) as a toilet bowl attachment that uses “optical sensors and validated machine-learning algorithms” to deliver “valuable insights into your health and wellness.”
Do they take their product ideas from the Onion?
This can’t be real, can it??It’s real. A lot of information can be taken from those bowls, you know, the kind of information big corporations will use to fuck you up when they get the chance.
Never install a camera in a bathroom
Like, you don’t install anthrax in a maternity ward
Well, I can see some use cases. But they’re usually not pointed down in the bowl.
“Enshittyfication” - now in its natural environment…
please get in line for Mandatory Penis Inspection
