• 87Six@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    I’m so fucking mad at them shitting on my car. I have like 3 MASSIVE like 3 inch shitstains on it…

    The paint was brand new :-(

    I hope I can polish it off some day…it looks terrible on black paint…

    If you don’t want the same happening, you can avoid it. You have to go out every day and check for poop on the car. If there is any, some car shampoo mixed with water at a higher concentration than advertised om the bottle (I use 2x) on a paper towel will do the trick IF you make sure the paint is DAMP and the paper is DAMN and you DO NOT RUB only glide over the poop, without applying ANY pressure. It won’t leave any marring or Micro-Scratches of any kind. I did that for a very long time.

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      make sure the paint is DAMP and the paper is DAMN

      I only have DARN paper, will that work?

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        Gosh gee golly gee willikers no. Only DAMN paper and up will do the trick (HELL, FUCK, SHIT, etc.).

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        Lol

        It’s just that so many screamed at me that this will damage my paint that I got tired of it… They just like rubbing

        Treat your paint like a clitoris