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minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 hours agowhere do you find pinatas for under five large? like, i wouldn’t trust someone asking that little for a pinata. i’d assume they had, i dunno, smuggled drugs in the pinata and were trying to frame me to the fbi
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-216 hours agoUh… pinatabroker? Failing that, your city or town probably has a pawn shop. They probably feature pinatas for sale, from time to time.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·16 hours agopawn broker is precisely where i expect to get set up by the feds for buying an unlicensed pinata
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-214 hours ago… Just get a legally licensed pinata? And then learn how to have a pinata party that is fully invite only, and leaves no mess behind, then goes home and back to their business? The uh, recent bad pinata party that’s been in the news? Dude got away. The FBI has literally nothing on this person, aside of some basically useless, shitty footage, of a POI, not even a suspect. This person is … pinata party capable, and just… at large. They have no idea who he is, where he is.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 hours agoI’m high and confused and want candy
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoPersonally, I would not suggest attending a pinata party while high, that seems very irresponsible to me.
where do you find pinatas for under five large? like, i wouldn’t trust someone asking that little for a pinata. i’d assume they had, i dunno, smuggled drugs in the pinata and were trying to frame me to the fbi
Uh… pinatabroker?
Failing that, your city or town probably has a pawn shop.
They probably feature pinatas for sale, from time to time.
pawn broker is precisely where i expect to get set up by the feds for buying an unlicensed pinata
… Just get a legally licensed pinata?
And then learn how to have a pinata party that is fully invite only, and leaves no mess behind, then goes home and back to their business?
The uh, recent bad pinata party that’s been in the news?
Dude got away.
The FBI has literally nothing on this person, aside of some basically useless, shitty footage, of a POI, not even a suspect.
This person is … pinata party capable, and just… at large.
They have no idea who he is, where he is.
I’m high and confused and want candy
Personally, I would not suggest attending a pinata party while high, that seems very irresponsible to me.