• Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13 hours ago

    The answer to the question depends on if Jesus walks over water or on water. I think the idea of him not being able to bath without disabling his habilities is funnier so he would go down the river as if it were an icy slope, behaving as a drop of a highly hydrophobic substance.

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      9 hours ago

      I can imagine the soles of his feet being hydrophobic, but I don’t see why the rest of him needs to be

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      10 hours ago

      What happens if it rains? Does he ping pong off the raindrops into the sky or dose he get a water bubble around him?

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            8 hours ago

            Even wine has water in it, along with most of his body.

            I feel like they did a bad job fleshing out the magic system, it’s full of plot holes like this.

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          10 hours ago

          If hes in a bubble, but not above the water, he would be underwater. Meaning he would float to stand above his bubble if there’s enough water there, bringing the bubble with him keeping him underwater. So, he would shoot strait up like a rocket, or perhaps liftoff before the rain touches the ground…

          Is there an upper range on the power? What if a waterworld a billion light years away is directly overhead? Dose he travel to a surface faster than his human form could survive?

          • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            9 hours ago

            Jesus instantly vaporizing because technically there is ice in mars and he gets shot up is really funny but I think he can turn off the power at will and adjust the range