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minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·1 day agoI get vaccines for diseases that don’t even exist… Everyone has the small poxs vaccine but I also have medium poxs and even large poxs vaccination. I will say one I don’t recommend is I got the mumps vaccine so I figured I should get a dumps vaccine… It just made me really constipated. /s this is a joke, yes get your vaccines but only ones for real diseases…
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 day agoUnironically did get my son the measles shot three months early, because he was starting daycare. He still needed to get shots at 1 year and 18 months, but it let me sleep a little easier
minus-squareSerinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoGood idea with the spread these days.
minus-squareBeartotem@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·22 hours agoJokes aside, “great pox” is siphilis. I don’t know if there a medium pox…
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·20 hours agoIf you have both does siphilis and small pox does it become mega or epic pox?
minus-squareBeartotem@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 hours agoI’d rather not find out!
minus-squareirelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoThis reads like an excerpt from a Roald Dahl book.
I get vaccines for diseases that don’t even exist… Everyone has the small poxs vaccine but I also have medium poxs and even large poxs vaccination.
I will say one I don’t recommend is I got the mumps vaccine so I figured I should get a dumps vaccine… It just made me really constipated.
/s this is a joke, yes get your vaccines but only ones for real diseases…
Unironically did get my son the measles shot three months early, because he was starting daycare.
He still needed to get shots at 1 year and 18 months, but it let me sleep a little easier
Good idea with the spread these days.
Jokes aside, “great pox” is siphilis. I don’t know if there a medium pox…
If you have both does siphilis and small pox does it become mega or epic pox?
I’d rather not find out!
This reads like an excerpt from a Roald Dahl book.