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minus-squareLvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64arrow-down1·1 day agoAlice: “I want to beat Bob to death.” Bob: “I don’t want to be hurt.” Charlie, the centrist: “Let’s compromise! Alice, beat Bob to half dead!”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-225 minutes agoAlice: “Bob died from his wounds.” Charlie, the centrist: “Wow, after seeing your point of view Bob decided to compromise and in doing so, everyone got what they wanted!”
Alice: “I want to beat Bob to death.”
Bob: “I don’t want to be hurt.”
Charlie, the centrist: “Let’s compromise! Alice, beat Bob to half dead!”
Alice: “Bob died from his wounds.” Charlie, the centrist: “Wow, after seeing your point of view Bob decided to compromise and in doing so, everyone got what they wanted!”