• Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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    Alice: “I want to beat Bob to death.”
    Bob: “I don’t want to be hurt.”
    Charlie, the centrist: “Let’s compromise! Alice, beat Bob to half dead!”

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      Alice: “Bob died from his wounds.” Charlie, the centrist: “Wow, after seeing your point of view Bob decided to compromise and in doing so, everyone got what they wanted!”