Lvxferre [he/him]

The catarrhine who invented a perpetual motion machine, by dreaming at night and devouring its own dreams through the day.

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Cake day: January 12th, 2024

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  • A few possibilities:

    • It’s spying on the actions of the Danish government, not the Greenlandic population. For example, if/where it’s stationing troops in the island, if there’s weak/exploitable points of the economic activity there, etc. OR
    • It’s trying to gauge if it can dump some American civilians there to eventually claim popular support for USA annexation. Kind of like Brazil did against Bolivia in 1899~1903. OR
    • It’s all a big ruse and USA is trying to redirect the attention of its population towards the exterior, while the interior is a mess. Like Argentina did in 1982 (Falklands War).

    or even a mix of those. I’m conjecturing, mind you, so take those with a grain of salt.



  • Thank you! This sort of graph is actually easy to do in Inkscape:

    • Use the “calligraphy” tool for lines; default configs, quick strokes. If the stroke gets slightly off it’s OK, but if it’s really off simply redraw it (easier than trying to fix it). The dashed lines are simply sequences of lines using the same tool.
    • For the text plenty cursive fonts work fine; I used First-Grader, but Lehn183, Berenice, and even Comic Sans would be good options.
    • Red background: I found easier to start with a larger-than-necessary rectangle, and then shave it off by subtracting copies of other elements.
    • If any object is a bit too detailed, or has rough edges, a few hits of the “simplify” tool (Ctrl+L) fixes it.



  • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyztoLefty Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comCuz baby, I'm an anarchist
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    For me it’s both, I guess?

    A poorly made graph, resembling hand drawn ones. There are no units in the graph. The X axis is labelled "The amount of bullshit the liberal said", and the Y axis is labelled "how polite I am". The graph itself shows a sigmoid curve: it starts high, then suddenly drops, then stays low. The dropping area is highlighted, and labelled "the bullshit threshold".

    Before the bullshit threshold I’m calmly reading what the liberal says, and calmly explaining stuff like:

    • why capitalism won’t fix itself
    • why it’s a bad idea to give the Nazi a voice, Weimar Republic style
    • why all this “my country” thing is inane, and why we should be identifying ourselves first and foremost as human beings
    • why and how gender and sex are different things

    But as the liberal keeps babbling, and enters the bullshit threshold, my attitude suddenly flips to something like “aaaah, cut off the crap! I already explained this, dammit. Do you need to be spoonfed basic [reading comprehension | reasoning]???”

    I don’t typically use the word “bootlicker” in English, but in Portuguese I do use “pelego” (kind of the same thing) a fair bit.






  • My sister and me spent a day in São Paulo city, visiting our 80yo aunt. She’s in good health, and was extra happy to see us - and with the gift (a crochet purse, made by our mum).

    Speaking on my mum, she has been coughing for a week or so, after she got a cold. Her cough is improving but I’m still worried about it, I told her to see a doc but she’s damn stubborn.

    Kika and Siegfrieda (my cats) are keeping up with their annoying but cute routine, I guess: one has 3AM zoomies, another meows loudly and “shows” us every single problem she has, as if we were able to stop raining or the neighbour’s baby from crying.

    It’s pinhão season! It’s pinhão season!

    I’m eating my quota of pinhão this winter! I wish I could plant a Paraná pine home, but I don’t have enough space for that (those trees get huge). Because of that I’m making do with my future apple bonsai, pepper plants and stuff like this. When I get Rich® I’ll make sure to buy a small house with a big garden and plant a bunch of those.

    Yesterday I prepared some baked rice with hot dogs, it was glorious. Specially the provolone and Parmesan crust. (I’m calling it baked “rice” but there was almost no rice there, in comparison with the vegs and sausages.)